OLD
Yesterday I officially passed out of my youth.
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Damn, I was going to remember to wish you a happy birthday yesterday. I remembered about as well as you remember to tell us to watch How I Met Your Mother. Anyway, I hope you had a great birthday and yeah you are totally old (since I don't turn old for another 4 months yet - hee hee).
Maybe your youth is gone forever. But on the bright side, now you can spend more time trying to recapture it with outrageous behavior. In fact, it's expected of you.
But, don't worry you're not really old. People are living much longer nowadays. 30 is the new 20. Plus, by the time you're really old there'll be robot bodies to put your brain in so that you can live forever. Happy Belated B-Day.
I was just reading an article that described how nanotechnology would stop aging and allow everyone to live forever. Apparently this will be coming in the next couple decades be able to achieve immortality despite our advancing years. Happy Birthday... a little late.